We have all learned to live with “voice mail” as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered what would happen if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

Thank you for calling My Father’s House. Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Prayers

Press 2 for Thanksgiving

Press 3 for Complaints

Press 3 for All Other Inquiries.

I’m sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.

If you would like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are holding, please press 6.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 7, enter his or her social security number, and then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)

For reservations at “My Father’s House,” please enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6.

If you are calling trying to complain, you haven’t got a prayer, again try dialing 666

If you reached this number by mistake, thank providence and consider making a reservation enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6.

God knows our needs before we even speak, he is omnipresent.

Jeremiah 23:24 -- Who can hide in secret places so that I cannot see them?” declares the Lord.  “Do not I fill heaven and earth?” declares the Lord.