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Where is God?

Posted by Atimetolaugh.org (Devotional commentary by Diana Barraugh) on Saturday, December 7, 2019, In : Humor 

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.


The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys t...


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Be Thankful!

Posted by Worthydevotions.com on Tuesday, November 26, 2019, In : Humor 

Psalms 34:1 I will bless the LORD at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth.

In Budapest, a man goes to the rabbi and complains, "Life is unbearable. There are nine of us living in one room. What can I do?"

The rabbi answers, "Take your goat into the room with you." The man is bewildered and resistant, but the rabbi insists. "Do as I say and come back in a week."

A week later the man comes back looking more distraught than before. "We cannot stand it," he tells the rabbi. "The go...


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The Miracle of the Frog...

Posted by Diana S. Barraugh (Mommas2cents.com original) on Monday, November 18, 2019, In : Humor 

When my brother was about 10, he was friends with our neighbor 11. We lived in the country and spent the majority of our time outdoors. We had a little stable with two stalls. It always seemed to become the clubhouse when there weren’t any animals occupying it.

One time when they were playing they found a frog. These two boys were your typical mischievous boys, not much thought about life and death, or consideration for nature and animals. They took the frog and threw it, killing it. Don’...


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Do you think I'll fit in?

Posted by Diana S. Barraugh (Mommas2cents original) on Friday, November 15, 2019, In : Humor 


I really enjoyed my first Halloween...

 

 

(Scroll down)

I heard my family talking about the next holiday,  

Thanksgiving...  

They said it was a celebration with turkeys... 

 

(Wait for it...) I don't want to miss out... (Scroll Down...) I sure enjoy a good party... Do you think I'll fit in?

via GIPHY

Isn't it funny how we give up our identity, the being God created, to be like someone else. Just wanting to be accepted by others in this world. As we give up our identity we lose our joy and...


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Dial a Prayer...

Posted by Michael Franklin Ministries on Wednesday, November 13, 2019, In : Humor 

We have all learned to live with “voice mail” as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered what would happen if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

Thank you for calling My Father’s House. Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Prayers

Press 2 for Thanksgiving

Press 3 for Complaints

Press 3 for All Other Inquiries.

I’m sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and ...


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