Mommas2cents

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: "I believ...
Weather is unpredictable. My husband always says, “If you don’t like the weather, just wait 5 minutes, it will change." I often remember times when we would drive out of the rain or into the rain. There was once a day that we went swimming, in which it rained on half of the pool while we swam, and not the other half. A few times it rained in our backyard and not in the front yard. Those were the days I loved to pull out my shampoo and conditioner and walked towards the backyard sticking...
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten The red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her windo...